Bear Trouble In Alaska
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska .
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic
commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Viking fan wearing shorts, sandals, a "Go Vikings" hat and a "Vikings rule" shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Packer fans wearing Packer shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Viking fan from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three Packer fans finished off the grizzly. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Viking fan in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him."I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Packer fans and Viking fans, but now I've seen with my
own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one Packer fan asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the Packer fan said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Minnesota and get another one?"
Submitted by Mike Stiles
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic
commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Viking fan wearing shorts, sandals, a "Go Vikings" hat and a "Vikings rule" shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Packer fans wearing Packer shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Viking fan from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three Packer fans finished off the grizzly. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Viking fan in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him."I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Packer fans and Viking fans, but now I've seen with my
own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one Packer fan asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the Packer fan said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Minnesota and get another one?"
Submitted by Mike Stiles
It Must Be True It's On The Internet!
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My faith in Internet stories has been restored.
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories ...
Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. Rifle. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. All this has been checked and confirmed on Snopes.
Really. Honest. Trust me!!!!!
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories ...
Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. Rifle. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. All this has been checked and confirmed on Snopes.
Really. Honest. Trust me!!!!!
Packers, Bears and Vikings Oh My!
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Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?
A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call a male Viking fan in a room full of beautiful women?
A: Invisible.
Q: What do Viking fans miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Chicago Bears?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an end zone on it.
Q: What do you call a sober Viking fan?
A: A liar.
Q: Why is the Bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What's the difference between a dead Packer fan lying in the road and a dead Bears fan lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the Packer fan.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Minnesota?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men.
Q: What do you call it when a Viking fan wears green and gold?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packer game?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Bear fan, and a smart Bear fan are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart Bear fan... and the dumb Bear fan thought it was a gum wrapper.
You have completed the Packer fan test,
Submitted By Bob Rowe
A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call a male Viking fan in a room full of beautiful women?
A: Invisible.
Q: What do Viking fans miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Chicago Bears?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an end zone on it.
Q: What do you call a sober Viking fan?
A: A liar.
Q: Why is the Bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What's the difference between a dead Packer fan lying in the road and a dead Bears fan lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the Packer fan.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Minnesota?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men.
Q: What do you call it when a Viking fan wears green and gold?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packer game?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Bear fan, and a smart Bear fan are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart Bear fan... and the dumb Bear fan thought it was a gum wrapper.
You have completed the Packer fan test,
Submitted By Bob Rowe